function
fprint(fd, fmt)
{
	/*
	 * this is the closest i could get it to the real one.
	 * the web sucks, what are you going to do about it?
	 */
	fmt = fmt || "";
	switch(fd){
	case 2: console.error(fmt); break;
	default: console.log(fmt);
	}
	return fmt.length;
}

function
print(fmt)
{
	fmt = fmt || "";
	console.log(fmt);
	return fmt.length;
}